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Good evening, my fishy friends. I do not care that it may be 4 in the morning, or perhaps 1 in the afternoon where you are. Have a little imagination, and even if you are licking your fingers from a delicious lunch of something-or-other on Wonderbread, it can be the evening. Are you still bored? Then I have failed you. Goodbye.

Ah! Look at the wonderful people who made it this far without saying, "This person is obviously a peanut-butter-for-brains lunatic. I shall now watch reruns of Sienfeld." Congratulations. Now am I a lunatic? Why yes indeed. But who cares, as long as you're not bored with me. Even though I have been known to be less exciting than perhaps the company of Heath Ledger.

So, is this whole site composed of page after page of useless drivel (again, I congratulate you for having read this far) like the previous two paragraphs? By bringing you out of your slumber of unholy boredom will your brain be reduced to the approximate size of a cashew? Of course not!! Wasting time is not by any means my motive. I will provide you with links, doodles, and hopefully my thoughts and blog, later on. I can see you eyeing the nav. But there's other stuff too-ooo...I do not care. You are smart. Go look at that nav, that's what you can get out of this site. So run along, amuse yourself. Hopefully no Scot Towels will be nessecary.





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